You are so pretty!
IM FEELING REALLY STRESSED OUT ABOUT THIS LAST EXAM 😶 (at Viewforth)
- “For the sake of fuck”
- “For shitting out loud”
- “For the fuck of God”
- “Don’t go fucking yourself in the foot”
- “I hope I don’t fuck the toaster on this”
cuntsteak i’m gonna use that one.
These are magical, and I need to not fuck some toasters today
I heard a good one before - “fucktrumpet”
This is pretty much me in the shower
when you take a shower you turn into gollum?????
And when the conditioner gets in my eyes, I screech:
IT BURNS UUUSSSSSSSSSS
This turns up on my dash every few days and makes me laugh every time.